"Lexington, Massachusetts, was the Eagleton to my hometown right next door, which was Burlington. Lexington had the Shot Heard ‘Round the World, and more doctors and slightly fancier houses. Rachel Dratch is from Lexington. Our [high school football] teams play each other on Thanksgiving, and we still trash talk each other. I’ll say, ‘Lexington’s a bunch of fuckin’ snobs.’ And she’ll say, ‘How dare you, you Burlington trash. Get out of my town.’"
This is the cold opening from the 2005 Dane Cook SNL episode. In this, almost all cast members appear in this sketch (Maya was out on maternity leave) to sing Christmas songs with the lyrics changed at the re-lighting of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.
woops neraly died when kristen and fred made a cameo on snl other than that though the episode was kind of eh